lawyers hate
marketing.
BUILT BY LAWYERS. FOR LAWYERS.ARI GURIAN + JORDAN WOLFF

Founded by two lawyers. Built for your firm.

A post a day.
Every day.

Scroll-stopping images. Captions in your voice.
Ready for your approval.

$299/month30 posts.
Less than $10 a day.
  • Images + captions
  • One monthly login
  • Approve & schedule
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No payment today. Daily Social is in development.
Send a brief to ask about launch availability.

Fictional Ari Gurian 1980s sitcom concept with a pink suit and a mountain of fax paper.
Your personality. Turned all the way up.
Fictional Jordan Wolff portrait on courthouse steps.
Or quietly commanding.
Fictional Ari Gurian disco office scene.
Ari / The sitcom
Fictional Ari Gurian in a colorful 1960s mod office.
Different decade. Same Ari.
Fictional Jordan Wolff arriving at night beside a black car.
Jordan / The legal drama

AI-created concepts. Imagine the direction with your firm.

No agencies.No long meetings.No ChatGPT prompts to figure out.No daily posting to remember.

Picture your firm here

One familiar face.
A whole new presence.

Start with your portrait.
Choose where we take it.

Original reference portrait of Ari Gurian, before the fictional campaign concepts below.
Starting portrait

Ari Gurian / The sitcom

Big personality.

Decades change. The star stays Ari.

Ari Gurian — Disco, with a briefcase. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Ari Gurian — Mod about the law. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Ari Gurian — The Gurian Show. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Ari Gurian — Subtle was never the brief. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Ari Gurian — Please hold. All of you.. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Ari Gurian — The case came home. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Ari Gurian — The coffee is billable. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Ari Gurian — You’ve got problems. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Ari Gurian — The office party. Fictional AI-created visual direction.

Funny. Familiar. Hard to scroll past.

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Original reference portrait of Jordan Wolff, before the fictional campaign concepts below.
Starting portrait

Jordan Wolff / The legal drama

Quiet authority.

Classic lawyer. Commanding presence.

Jordan Wolff — Own the steps. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Jordan Wolff — Nothing to add. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Jordan Wolff — After hours. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Jordan Wolff — At the head of the table. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Jordan Wolff — A serious presence. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Jordan Wolff — Walking into it. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Jordan Wolff — Weather the city. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Jordan Wolff — The work behind the presence. Fictional AI-created visual direction.
Jordan Wolff — Ready for what’s next. Fictional AI-created visual direction.

Sharp suits. Strong settings. All business.

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Can’t choose? Your firm can have range.

AI-created fictional concepts featuring Ari Gurian and Jordan Wolff. Creative examples, not testimonials or actual events. Video and custom campaign production are quoted separately.

The law is only part of the story.

Two lawyers started
a marketing company.

Ari brings the storytelling.

Before law, Ari Gurian reported for ABC and FOX affiliates. As an actor, she plays Rachel Cole on The Onion News Network, with work seen millions of times. She knows her way around a camera.

She launched her first AI startup in 2019—years before the current AI boom.

Jordan brings the systems.

Jordan Wolff has a strong background in IT and building AI systems. He puts that experience to work every day, running his entire law firm with AI agents.

Together, they cofounded Lawyers Hate Marketing to make showing up online simpler for other lawyers.

Great content. One monthly check-in. Back to your practice.
Ari Gurian, attorney and cofounder of Lawyers Hate Marketing
Ari GurianAttorney & CofounderRead Ari’s bio ↗
Jordan Wolff, attorney and cofounder of Lawyers Hate Marketing
Jordan WolffAttorney & Cofounder

Storytelling that gets attention.
Systems that give you time back.

The hard part is already done

See it. Like it.
Swipe it.

Images and captions, already made for you.

  1. 1Open your personalized feed.
  2. 2Swipe right to approve and schedule.
  3. 3Pick 30. Your next 30 days are covered.

One monthly login. No daily to-do.

Plan my next 30 posts
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Ready for your reviewSwipe right on the photo

Preview only. Nothing is published or saved.

The everyday plan

A post a day.
A lot off your plate.

Fictional Ari Gurian scene in a power suit relaxing poolside, illustrating a lighter monthly routine.
Your next 30 days of social.
Handled after your approval.

Your next step

Let’s make this
your firm.

Choose your style. Add your contact details.
Review the email draft, then send when ready.

01 Choose your content style
02 Where can we reach you?
Add practice details, images, or extra services (optional)

Have them handy? Add them now. You can start with just your contact details.

Optional services

Selecting services requests a discussion. It does not start a subscription.

About your practice
Your logo & portrait

PNG, JPG, or WebP · Up to 5 MB

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PNG, JPG, or WebP · Up to 8 MB

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Use images you’re authorized to share. They stay in this tab until you download your brief. Refreshing clears the draft.

03 Review your enquiry

Nothing is sent automatically. Added images? Download the brief and attach it to your email yourself. No payment is taken.

Optional extras

Want to go further?

Add only what your firm needs.

Local awareness ads

Your services. In front of your area.

From $199/month

+ your ad spend

Services ad, geographic targeting, ongoing management, and a monthly reach report.

Add awareness ads

Your own landing page

Turn attention into a next step.

From $299/month

3-month minimumFrom $897 total. Landing-page service only.

Your portrait, services, approved content, and a clear contact action. Built and maintained for you.

Add a landing page

A bigger production

Take your starring role further.

Custom quote

Video commercials, sitcom series, and bespoke campaigns. Production scope agreed in advance.

Discuss custom creative

You approve the scope before booking. Ad spend and custom production are additional. Awareness ads do not guarantee inquiries or cases.

The quick answers

Before you ask.

Can I start today?

You can send your firm brief today. Daily Social is in development; we’ll confirm availability and publishing channels before signup.

What counts as a post?

One personalized image with its caption. Daily Social includes 30 per month, scheduled one per day after you approve them. Video and bespoke campaigns are separate.

Does anything go out without my approval?

No. You choose the posts. Advertising creative, targeting, budgets, and landing pages also need your approval.

What are the extra costs or minimums?

Ads start at $199/month plus your chosen ad spend. Landing pages start at $299/month with a 3-month minimum, from $897 total. That minimum applies only to landing pages. Other terms are confirmed before booking.

Where do my images and details go?

They stay in this tab until you download a brief or open an email draft. Attach the download yourself and send from your email app. Refreshing clears the form.

Let’s find your program

A post a day.
One less thing to do.

30 posts. $299/month. Made for your firm.

Email us about your planjustin@gurian.ai

Opens an email draft.
No payment or account required.